Art of the Odd

“This is my art, and it is dangerous!” — Delia Deetz

Saturday, February 25, 2006

“Family Watchdog” — Part II

In light of my last post, it occurred to me that I should check to see if the Pee Vampire of Central Ohio* (who told police that he likes drinking little boys’ urine, because it’s like drinking their youth) was on the Family Watchdog site. He is. The news reports mention he was convicted of rape 13 years ago — the Family Watchdog, though, only lists his name and current address, without any information about the conviction that put him on the list.

*NovySan gets the credit for this title.

posted by chialynn at 3:55 pm  

Friday, February 24, 2006

“Family Watchdog”

Via Boing Boing:

The Family Watchdog is a website that shows the names and addresses of registered sex offenders in the US. Oh, and their pictures. And sometimes their work addresses. All delivered up in a way that says, “These predators are stalking your children. And if you don’t take steps to protect them, you’re a very, very bad parent. Our map will show you where these animals live (one of the testimonials actually uses that word — animals), and then you can order our video, and find out how to protect your children from these predators.”

Now, I have strong, and mixed, feelings about sex offender registries. On the one hand, of course I want to know if the guy next door is a danger. And there are people on these lists who are truly dangerous. But there are also people on these lists who aren’t at all dangerous, but are having their lives ruined by being on these lists. (As someone on Boing Boing pointed out, in some states, peeing in public will land you on the sex offender registry. So will having sex with a 16 year old when you’re 18. Hell, I work with a retired cop who thinks a lot of the crimes you’ll have to register for in California are bullshit — and in California, the registration is for life. Think about that for a second.)

The maps shows clusters of sex offenders concentrated around schools (creepy), but it also shows clusters in low-income neighborhoods (which suggests to me that A) low-income offenders are more likely to be convicted of crimes that will land them on “the list,” very likely due to less-than-competent legal counsel, and/or B) people whose names are on these lists have difficulty finding jobs that would allow them to move into higher-income neighborhoods).

In many instances, the dots on the map are linked to addresses and mug shots, which raises serious privacy concerns. Many of the listings fail to show what the person’s offense is, meaning that despite the differently-colored dots on the map, you don’t know whether you’re looking at someone who whacked off in a porn theatre (Pee-Wee Herman — who, granted, did also plead guilty to “possessing obscene materials,” due to his collection of vintage erotica, some of which involved teenage boys) or someone who ass-raped a teenager in a hot tub (Roman Polanski).

I think the thing that bothers me most about this site, though, is its smug assurance that it can keep your children safe. (”Your family’s best friend,” says the slogan next to the friendly bulldog in the upper left. “Protect your Community, Protect Your Family, Protect Yourself.”) As though sex offenders were the only danger facing your children. As though every sex offender who might harm your children is listed here. (California, at least, points out on its sex offender registry site that 90% of the children sexually abused in the US know their abusers, and that nearly half are abused by family members.) As though only children need fear sex offenders. You have to dig for the disclaimers that admit that not every offender in the country will be listed and that not every sex offender notifies the state every time he or she moves. I can’t find a disclaimer that says that some of these people may have been falsely convicted, or that some of them might have very common names, and you shouldn’t assume that the Dave Jones who shows up here as a serial rapist is the same Dave Jones who lives up the street. The only privacy statement involves the privacy of the people who register for updates (oh, yes, they’ll be happy to let you know when a new “predator” moves into your neighborhood, for a small annual fee) or who buy their video. It draws no distinction between “offenders” and “predators,” and provides no definitions of the offender categories it includes (Offense Against Children, Rape, Sexual Battery, Other Offenses).

Out of curiosity, I attempted to locate the only convicted sex offender I know — a man with a history of sexual misconduct with minors (two that I know of — one was 5, the other 15). His name isn’t on their list. So I ran his current address. He lives equidistant between two schools, but he’s not on their map. A couple of his neighbors are — I see a few convictions for sexual battery, one for statutory rape, another for felony sexual assault on a child. And I think about the people who may live nearby, checking this site to find out if they’re safe, and thinking they are, because the nearest offender is half a mile away, when actually he’s right next door.

Is a “National Sex Offender Registry” a valuable service? I suppose it could be. But this feels exploitative to me. I don’t like it.

posted by chialynn at 5:51 pm  

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

I got an email from Tod A.

Tod A., if you don’t know, is the brilliant singer/songwriter/bassist/mastermind/fantraztico (okay, I just made that last word up) of Firewater, a band I discovered when eMusic recommended them as “followers” of Tom Waits. Within a few days, I’d downloaded all five of their albums and gone looking for more. I found the website for Tod’s prior band, Cop Shoot Cop, and through the message boards on Firewater’s site, I was introduced to Gogol Bordello, a great gypsy punk band also available on eMusic. But I didn’t find any more Firewater, because Tod’s in Asia, paying his way with his command of the English language and blogging his adventures on “postcards from the other side of the world.”

This is where I come in. I commented on one of Tod’s posts (have you gone and read them yet? Go read them. I’ll wait.), and got an email from him a few days later. My mouth dropped open when I saw the name. I opened the email. I read it. I got up from my computer. I walked slowly into the living room, and calmly (oh, so calmly) told NovySan, “I got an email from Tod A.” His mouth dropped open. We stood there, staring slack-jawed at each other, until I started to giggle.

It took me three days to formulate a reply that struck the right cool tone — because what I really wanted to write was, “OMG, OMG, I love your music, and I love your writing, and your voice is amazing, and everyone I’ve introduced to you loves you too and my friend Keili, he’s a musician too, and he loves you, and OMG I think you’re so so so so cool,” and to maybe make my voice break on the word “cool,” the way Lady J’s did on that episode of G.I. Joe where Cobra Commander turned some of his henchmen into a rock band called “Cold Slither,” whose music was subliminally enhanced to create an army of zombies enslaved to C.O.B.R.A. But obviously I couldn’t do that, because I’m an adult, and of course I wouldn’t want to make a complete idiot out of myself online. (Except, of course, that I just did…)

posted by chialynn at 1:50 pm  

Monday, February 20, 2006

As promised…

No celebrity photos, no misplaced captions, not even anything I find amusing. Instead, something eminently useful for anyone who, like me, intends to spend the week before Labor Day enjoying the hot, dusty, Nevada desert with a few tens of thousands of similarly-minded persons.
Please welcome… Josie’s Virgin Burner Packing List! (No, it’s not just for virgins. Having looked it over — I’ll be printing out a copy for myself, too.)

Update:
Since some people seem to be having trouble with the Excel files, I’m also uploading a PDF version of Josie’s list, as well as a PDF version of HeatherLyn’s list. You can find HeatherLyn’s original list here.

posted by chialynn at 6:45 pm  

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Willie, you’ve changed

Okay, I’m done now…

I hereby solemnly promise that the next post to this blog will not contain a screengrab, and will have nothing to do with any conjunction of photograph and headline which I find amusing. Really.

posted by chialynn at 9:01 pm  
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