Art of the Odd

My period’s almost a week late. I’ve been stressed, and a little bit feverish, so even though I had to do the “just in case” pregnancy test, I wasn’t really worried.

Not really worried.

But I was thinking about it when I put on white panties this morning. And when I thought to myself, a few hours later, “Y’know, white panties might be just the ticket to bringing on your period.”

And I was thinking about it just now when I went in to pee. As I was using the last of the toilet paper on the roll, I looked up at the shelf were we keep the extras and saw that we were out. And then I looked down and realized my period just started.

And then I started to giggle.

Good thing I wasn’t out of pads, as well.