1) A young, attractive backhoe driver, slamming levers and tearing through asphalt, with a sullen gleam in his eye and a cigarette dangling off his bottom lip.
2) A pair of Mexican immigrants, clutching poles studded with cotton candy, pink and blue, running across the street in the rain.
3) A blonde in a tiara vomiting at a stoplight. On a Wednesday night.
#3 is awesome.
You really must start taking a camera with you 